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  • Are you a Democrat, Republican or a West Virginian

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    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a West Virginian? Here is a little test that will help you decide . The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children . Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you . . . You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot . You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family . What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

    Democrat's Answer: * Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! * What is a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP? * Does the man look poor or oppressed? * Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? * Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? * Could we run away? * What does my wife think? * What about the kids? * Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? * What does the law say about this situation? * Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? * Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? * Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? * Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? * If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? * Should I call 9-1-1? * Why is this street so deserted? * We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day . * Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior . * I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus . * This is all so confusing! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Republican's Answer: BANG! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    West Virginians Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click . . . . . (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Noslers or Hollow Points?! Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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    ha ha ha
    Boy your full of humorous posts tonight,huh.That key lime cake must make you happy happy happy,lol.
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    Yummy Yummy Yummy
    lol That Key Lime Cake!!! Is AWESOME!! bad part is you gotta eat the whole thing or the icing will get hard...Well you aint 'Gotta'...I guess you could put it in the Fridge for later but who does that????
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    coal miner.
    dagggg on it! i reckon id be a West Virginian. haha. i was actually thinkin after i read it id shoot em in bout knees an beat the mess outta em but i reckon thats the closest answer to it. haha.
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    Funny
    Hahaha thats funny I like that, the democrates cracked me up, but the sad thing is thats pretty realistic lol.
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    lol
    @OL Yep pretty Much LMBO!!!
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    lol
    LMBO. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT JACK...
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    WV
    Thats what Im talking about (:
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