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    Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses.
    We don't have any, replied the first blonde.

    Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses. said the Game Warden.

    But officer, replied the second blonde, we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river.

    The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. Well, I know of no law against it, said the Game Warden, take all the debris you want. And with that, the Game Warden left.

    As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. What a dumb Fish Cop, the second blonde said to the other two, doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!
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    haha
    Thats funney justintime
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    Joke
    Bahahahhahaha...
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    lol
    Glad I'm not blonde or I would be offended,lol.
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    lol
    haha I wondered if I might offend any blondes before I posted it. lol But I figured everybody here was good enough to take it for what it is -- a joke. lol
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    lol
    Here ya Go justin, Blonde or Not, I Bet this would even keep Diane Busy for Hours!!!!!!! lol j/k
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    Ha Ha Ha
    GT just remember who out smarted you ,using a call you made,on opening day of turkey season.That had to sting a little.But thanks for your help.LOL And also who knows how to make quilts and who don't.
    I found a book online that might help you out.LMBO
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    GT & Diane
    Both of your post where hilarious!!

    The corn maze for blondes just tore me up....lol
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    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!
    DCB lol That was Dianes Corn maze I just ran out there and tossed that sign up as not to offend her but since she wants to make fun of my Quilting capabilities I might just change the name of that sign LMBO... She sure is hard on me and I'm not that bad of a Guy lol So to defend myself, I'll share her SECRET book as well!!!!!!!!!!!
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    sign
    What would you change the name of the sign to?,GT's FOOD PLOT,lol.
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    lol
    No!! I was thinking more like...TONIGHT!! @ 8:00 PM SEE MRS DIANE DO HER FAMOUS FISH POLE DANCE ON THIS CORN STALK UNDER THE STARS DANCING TO HER NEW SIMGLE....HUNT WITH ME MAYBE?!!!

    FREE ADMISSION!! AND BRING A FRIEND!!!!!!!!
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    LOL
    LOL,better bring the beer if I'm gonna be doing a pole dance on a corn stalk.LMBO
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    HAHAHAHA
    A Beer?? It's only gonna take 1? Dang lol What could we see for a pack of Crappie Jigs?
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    LOL
    Me at the lake fishing,lol
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    lol
    Forget the jigs then bring the beer. lol
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    LOL
    LOL.Hope you have a fun safe trip Justin.I'll be lookin for a pic or two when you get back.
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    OK
    But we don't leave 'til next thursday - you tryin to rush me off? lol
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    LOL
    Thought it was this Thursday.I'll just save that comment and repost it next wed.LOL I was so caught up in reading that fishin book that I lost track of when you were leaving,lol.
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    lol
    HAHAHAHA
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